THE TALES OF JO AND JOO'S DRUNKEN DELIGHTS

Joo’s barbell was legendary in our little corner of the world, a testament to his refined palate. Jo, on the other hand, preferred straight liquor. Their differences often became fodder for friendly wager at their favorite watering hole, the Rusty Mug. One night, after a particularly animated game of darts, Joo declared he could outpace Jo's t